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Samantha | 21 | Liverpool, UK

I'm not as eloquent as I'd like to think I am.
Welcome to my little blog space, chronicling my struggles and triumphs.


Stats
SW: 294lbs CW: 292lbs
Back: 46.5in
Waist: 46in
Hips: 55in
Thigh: L- Upper: 29in Lower: 25in
R - Upper: 30in Lower: 25in
Arms: L: 15in R: 16in

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classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

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and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

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what does this even mean

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colours are fucking confusing

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

magicalrumpustimes:

sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

magicalrumpustimes:

sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

mapoftasmania:

adiostoreador:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

this is so sad

between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile

But gained a whole lot of sexy..

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

averypottermormon:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

ahaha-hahaha-no:

bowtiesarecool4:

this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

themishacollins:

Let’s play a game called: Actual Supernatural line or not?

Does this mean we can finally clear up the origin of THIS line?


They’re both real lines



And the infamous:


All real.  I love this show.

averypottermormon:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

ahaha-hahaha-no:

bowtiesarecool4:

this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

themishacollins:

Let’s play a game called: Actual Supernatural line or not?

Does this mean we can finally clear up the origin of THIS line?

They’re both real lines

And the infamous:

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All real.  I love this show.

caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

iamamuser:

lordofthejohnlock:

You’ll get him next time Sherly.


guys what am I even doing anymore, I need help.

hi I’m Sherlock I can tell you the life story of a spec of dust but I can’t make a damn cup of coffee

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

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at first i thought it was porn

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then i dug deeper

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at this point im scared to go any further

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i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

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OH YES IT’S BACK